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Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021


Spartan tug

The movement of your hand slapping the slosh bolox Till it fall off

I just had the maddest spartan tug ya zee me

by Titus the Titus May 31, 2019


Spartan Mouth

the act of talking an incredible amount of shit, which you may or may not be able to back up. The point is, you just keep going no matter what.

dude1: hey broskii, did you see that chick over there on the other side of the bar?
dude2:yea man, she's here with some douche.
dude1:time to lay down the moves.
dude2:hey man, watch that spartan mouth before you get your ass kicked.

by Anastasia von Kryuger January 6, 2012


The Spartan Way

What Splendid womens quarters, these are spartan walls, come and take them, If, neither, with it or on it, it will be the size of a lion, when I bore down on my enemies, dig it out for yourselves so that we may get close to the enemy, because we are also the only ones who give birth to men.

The Spartan Way is a combanation of 10 quotes.

by MineOwedWu's July 11, 2021


Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.

We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.

by Sterling Ginger April 29, 2013


spartan iced coffee

This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.

I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!

by gennarch December 15, 2018


spartan goggles

The act of resting ones testicles on someone's eyes.

Last night I gave Erin Spartan goggles.

by Big Biffer May 29, 2021