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When your dick is thick with smegma aka knobdale and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving her with a cheesy, odiferous Sanchez style stache aka mustache.
Rachel was getting a little mouthy about me playing videos all day and needing to get a job so I have her a knobdale stache. She’s still trying to get the stuff off her lip.
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When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.
... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.
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The inevitable rash one gets after experiencing oral delight from another, possessing an outdated facial pattern called a mustache.
- Hey baby, wanna show me your O face?
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.
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A sparse but dark mustache on the upper lip. Unlike 5 o'clock shadow, the hairs are not stubble--they are long. Commonly seen on early adolescents and the Hispanic population.
Teen 1: Do you think I could grow a mustache?
Teen 2: No. It would probably end up as a chico 'stache, just like Jose over there.
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the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles
Ew, john needs to shave that pedo stache, either grow it out or get rid of it:/
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1. (n.) A partially developed mustache with a soft, fuzzy texture instead of thick, fully developed facial hair. It is undesirable and should be shaved off as soon as possible.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.
Look at that loser, he has a half stache.
Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.
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Yesterday Jesse told me "I licked a Girl's Vagina an she had Crab's" an Today Jimmy My Moustache Itches What Hapend to me?
Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.
Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache
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