swamp cookie

When a chick endures physical activity and her vagina gets all wet with sweat and taint juice.

I was helping my friend move in to her house all day. We drank some and stated to hook up. I was going to eat her out and while kissing her inner thighs I discovered that she had a swamp cookie. So, I made a quick maneuver and just slipped her the dick instead.

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swamp slayer

The man who will take one for the team and dont care sober or not no matter how ugly, fat, and repulssive the swamp donkey is. he will still layem and slayem

Beau and dylan took that swamp donk home they must be swamp slayers cause she was a nasty one.

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poo swamp

That time you have an unexpected "ass-piss" style poop and it smells like a tidal marsh during low-tide in August.

My interview was made rather uncomfortable thanks to an unscheduled poo swamp resulting from last nights Cambodian-food excursion.

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fever swamp

A political website or mindset that is prone to wild accusations and is especially susceptible to conspiracy theories.

Vince Foster's death is still called murder in the fever swamps.

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swamp crack

the next stage from GIG BUTT.

its profound and unstoppable sweating and soreness and seapage from the anul passage.

the only temporary cure is a shower head turned to cold setting.

even after numerous COURTESY WIPES, there is still excess SEAPAGE and soreness which in turn developes into SWAMP CRACK.

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swamp frog

a party concoction in the same genre as jungle juice yet much better and less alcohol tasting then jungle juices (if made correctly) already low alcohol taste..
HANDLE OF EVERCLEAR
2-2LITER BOTTLES OF SPRITE
1 LARGE BOTTLE OF LIMEADE
SMALL BOTTLE LEMONADE
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT
1 HUGE TUB OF LIME SORBET
mix in cooler until all of sorbet is absorbed add limes if u wish
delicious!! and drunk after like 3

i had 5 cups of swamp frog last nite and went streaking

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swamp doggy

A very fat unatractive girl that waits in the rejected line outside hoppin night clubs
BEWARE: swamp doggys are a very dangerous sexual predator waiting to pounce

ahhh swamp doggy runnnnn!

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