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A way to insult dumbass village people who panic buy dumb shit like toilet roll.
Why don't you fuck off back to your tp castle
TP-MeMgCl is ThioPhenyl-MethylMagnesium Chloride, or Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium.
Molecular Formula
C5H5ClMgS
Timothy: I synthesized TP-MeMgCl by adding magnesium turnings in anhydrous dibutyl ether with ultrasound and reacted it with acetonitrile and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to yield TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone, 2-Thienylacetone).
When you cover a public toilet seat with TP, and turn around to sit down & your shorts/pants/dress knock that nice later of ass protection off the seat and into the water. Inevitably, you have to start over.
Man, I had to drop a deuce, but the seat was so nasty I had to use 3 well-placed layers of TP to protect my booty. I turned around to sit down, and there was massive TP slippage, and I had to start all over.
An acronym for Classy Inter-Racial Bisexual Twister Porn. Pronounced "curb tee pee."
That straight white guy, gay black guy, and straight white girls are all playing a suggestive round of Twister while wearing suits. Must be CIRB TP.
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Sony's first commercially available Walkman tape player based on the TCM-600 tape recorder with the record function omitted and a stereo circuit added. Features include two headphone jacks, and a "hot line" button that allows you to hear your surroundings, through a small mic with the music playing in the backgound. These units were pricey at around $300 US in 1979, and still can command a premium on Ebay for a decent one.
The TPS-L2 Walkman was as popular in 1979 as the iPod is today.
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What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.
Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*
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TP hair is a hair style that brings all the hair on one's head to one vertical point, causing it to resemble a Native American Tipi (hut).
The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP Hair.
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