Someone Who Plays the drums, A stupid way of saying it. Usually by Gay magazine editors who are trying to be funny
"Win this competition and you too could be a tub thumper like Rev" (rev is the drummer for avenged sevenfold, Iron maiden wannabes, theyll never be anywhere near as good though.)
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The act of taking a potato and a potato gun and shooting the potato into a homeless mans rectum.
dude i saw this homeless guy get a spud thumper the other day!
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A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.
Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.
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a derogatory term used to politly call someone ghey or g4y or gay, homo or f4g fag.
"this guy has to be a man bum thumper."
"you cheated you man bum thumper!"
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When one cooks a bake potato to perfection with all of the fixens ie: chives, pepper, cheese, bacon and instead of sour cream uses their splouge. Then the potato is served up to a lady while she is thumped from behind.
Instead of taking her out to dinner we stayed at my house and I served her up the ol Idaho Spud Thumper.
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Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.
CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.
If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper
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The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.
No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.
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