nut tickler

Someone who performs the service of tickling a nutsack for 13.95 a tickle. Or for 12.95 if they are a card carrying union member. (Union Members have health care)

"Hey nut tickler you got change for a $20?"
"Will you tickle one of my nuts for half price or is the price per sack, Nut tickler?"

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clit tickler

Basically, what is also known as a soul patch - a patch of hair below the bottom lip with little or no other facial hair. Generally worn by very unattractive (or too old) males to increase their sex appeal - normally with the opposite result.

That guy on The (Australian) Biggest Loser said he wanted to make his kids proud of him. He could start by losing the clit tickler!

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Tennesee Tickler

This is when you are have sex with a woman from behind doggy style and when she is about ready to orgasm you start tickling the back of her knee, thus her losing concentration and providing her with a better orgasm.

As I was getting banged from behind, he started tickling my knee and as I turned around to ask him what the f*ck, I had the best orgasm I've ever had! He just smiled and told me it was the Tennesee Tickler!

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Hungarian tickler

(Noun) An ad hoc condom fashioned from a sausage casing and a twist tie

"What's on the shopping list?"

"The usual....Mickeys big mouths, sausage casings and Spanish Fly."

"Oh, Joanne is coming over to enjoy a little Hungarian tickler?"

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kidney tickler

A usually self-adopted nickname that is used by a person with a large dick. It essentially means that the person has a penis that is so long it will go very 'deep' during penetration and will "tickle" their partner's kidneys.

Person 1: "Dude, back home they called me the kidney tickler"
Person 2: "Ewwwwww! TMI dude wtf!

"They don't call me the kidney tickler for nothing"

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Hoover tickler

Pleasurably simulating ones anus with the brush attachment on a vacuum cleaner.

Tony: last night I gave myself a Hoover tickler.

David: that sounds painful.

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wienie tickler

when you're driving and you come to a hill in the road it's the tickling sensation you feel in the wienie region just after you hit the apex of the hill

We were driving down the road and I got a wienie tickler as we went over that hill.

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