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Means that you use a tree or a bush as an umbrella. Basically because you're too damn mean to buy one. You can also make it a little more realistic by non-watering it, so it would become yellow.
Alejandro: Hey Sha, forecast says it's going to be really HOT this summer. Are you buying an umbrella for the yard?
Shayan: God NO! I've just kept my tree with no water during all the spring so now it is yellow dry Eco-friendly Umbrella and I can use it to sit in the shade!
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World's best insult
By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil
Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?
Me: *walks away like a boss*
The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.
Jeremy was so excited to get a Columbus Umbrella and protect Donald from my urine .
The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.
Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.
When someone's red flags are so intense and/or numerous that dating or being friends with them would lead to certain disaster.
His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!
When a firearm is discharged in the rain and causes a bubble to appear around it as the force from the muzzle pushes rain up
“I saw John firing his rifle, and he created a Kentucky Umbrella with it!”
A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.
Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts
Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?