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Take one burly mofo.
Add techno beats and braid beard.
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Techno Viking!
Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.
The music dances to Techno Viking.
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A style of camping in which one kills a mid-large size animal and drags it a minimum of 2 miles back to your longhouse or campsite. Then the animal, most likely deer or elk, should be roasted for 6 hours with 10-15 of your closest viking warrior brethren and be eaten while dancing, drinking, and otherwise being merry.
Dude, you have to go camping Viking Style or else it's just a sleepover in the woods
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last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...
A relationship formed between two guys after they have had sex with the same person
Guy 1: "Yo I just slammed Kayla lay night."
Guy 2: "No way! I slammed her last week!"
Guy 1: "Dude, Viking brothers."
When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.
"last night I gave Jennifer the viking firetruck."
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1. A viking woman who is promiscuous among men and women.
2. A viking woman who commonly shares the bed of a married couple as both a friend and lover.
1. Dagna is a total viking wench at these festivals!
2. My wife, our viking wench, and I took little Thor and Bera to their first concert last week.
When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.
Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...