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One who has never seen Rocky Horror Picture show live in a theater.
"I've never seen Rocky Horror"
"Well, when we go you'll become a virgin sacrifice"
+shivers+
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When a kid is raised by ultra-religious parents to believe that sex is bad. While the parents think they're protecting the kid, they are unknowingly "virginating" the child, making it so that the poor kid wont get any action for a long, long time. The kid will usually eventually get some, but only after 25-30 years at least.
Mother: Jimmy don't be attracted to a woman because you should be ashamed of your natural anatomy and bodily functions. And i swear if i catch u masturbating i will cut ur fucking dick off!!
Kid: Dude check out that bitch virginate that dude.
Other kid: Sad, sad story.
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Something that you'll most likely lose in your life since 99.9% of the human race craves some wild, hardcore sex more than delicious, plentiful food... which there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.
Buy some condoms, look good, and nail anyone you see attractive.
I losed my virginity and it caused me to earn me some prison time (for nailing a minor and ratting me out).
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Someone with the name like Jacob or Josh
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What Pussies
Girl 1: Wait... that guy is still a virgin HAHAHA
Girl 2: His names Jacob... What a Pussy
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People Who Use The Oppressor Mark II
People Who Use The Oppressor Mark II are Virgin
a person that plays videogames 24/7 and doesn't go outside, touch grass, or talk to females
Lottagloop is a fucking virgin, he plays GTA 24/7