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Willy Wonka is feared and respected amongst all. Anybody who goes by the name of Willy Wonka… just know he’s not to be played around with. Disrespecting Willy Wonka is like disrespecting Kobe Bryant in basketball. If you do Willy Wonka wrong, he’ll do you worse. WILLY FUCKIN WONKA ‼️
OPP 1 : Who’s next?
OPP 2 : Willy Wonka
OPP 1 : Alright, let’s go
OPP 2 : Are you dumb! We can’t go
OPP 1 : Why not?
OPP 2: Because he’s the one and only… Willy Wonka
A woman who is sexually aggressive/rough towards a mans penis leading to brutal sex usually followed by penile discomfort.
She was a right willy bully, Stuarts cock hurt for days!
My hero, he is the greatest song writer ever, using only a keyboard and a spectacular voice, he churned out hilarious songs. R.I.P.
"At the age of 46 Al Capone was a stupid jack ass."
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The act of barfing on another's cock for a laugh.
I saw a fellow homosapien blow chunks down my trousers.
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When you give a chick a wet willy with her pussy juice
i was fingering Janice, and I gave her a Slit Willy, and she swatted my finger out of her ear.
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hes william afton.
you know? the purple dilf that deserves a "worst dad" award?
person 1 : awww peepaw willy died in a fire :'(
person 2 : don't worry he ALWAYS comes back
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