Pussy Willow

A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.

(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.

(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!

Can also be used in the past tense as a name:

Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)

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weeping willow

When a girl is sobbing while she blows you.

That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.

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willow turn

A place in Mt. laurel , New Jersey where at least once a week something happens wether its a drug bust or a domestic violence case but jus noe that there is never a dull moment also white kids are scared to go there .street pharmacist everywhere. A boy named dana and a chinese jawn that jus walks in ur house ! Aunt Gale is the loudest on the street! There bang bang spray painted buy a guy we call mini kevin durant!

Theres never a dull moment in willow turn !

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Wind in the Willows

The art of blowing air on a woman's vagina from behind her. This is done when she is slightly bent over. It allows her butt hole to be exposed as well. The is always the 'danger' of blow back in your face. If she has some fur on her then it is more approriate.

I gave my partner a "Wind in the Willows" last night and she loved it.

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Willow

Skipping class to: take a heaping shit, drop the kids off at the pool, curl one out, lay a coiler, or deliver a steemah.

Where is she?
Mate - she must of gone for a willow.

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Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

willowed pape

A whore with a overused pussy.

Because she let 6 men gangbang her,she has a willowed pape.