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When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about
Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper
A disgruntle fast food worked who will often wipe your food on their ass or junk .
Man you want to grab a burger, No dude those places are filled with bun wipers.
The annoying lines left on a windshield from faulty wipers.
Oh no, I have a bad case of wiper stripes. I have to change those crappy wipers or I'm going to have dirty wiper stripes all Winter!
A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.
“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet”
A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”
Someone who is figuratively so busy wiping their ass to engage in an online interaction.
He's on every day- definitely not a wiper.