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since toyota we're known for not having breaks meaning they couldn't stop. toyota in bed basically means a girl who loves to have sex and doesn't want to stop. usually TOO aroused to stop.
"ahh dayumm look at the girl"
" dayumm she deff looks like she would be a toyota in bed"
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The bed hog takes over the entire bed, either shoving you up against the wall so you can't even breathe, or pushing you off the side,If they don't hog the bed, they hog the blankets, rolling up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanketless and shivering.
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What ESL (English as a second language) students say when they mix up the expressions "hit the hay" / "hit the sack" with "go to bed".
ESL student: I want to hit the bed now.
Native English speaker: Why? Are you unhappy or something? And why the bed?
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When you have a ton of sex toys like more than two or three you like handcuffs whips and chains and tons of different places and positions and a tongue can go anywhere
I need my partner to be a freak in bed to make me happy
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A person that is somewhat of a complete failure, does not do tasks well, might as well be a 4 year old child
John, my roommate, is such a bed shitter, he cried after I complained to him about taking 3 hours to do the dishes which were still not clean.
Tracy officially shit the bed, she crashed her moms car while drinking and driving, what a bed shitter
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To fuck a hoe so hard the bed rocks hitting against the wall.
Hugo came home with Yolanda and they rocked the bed so hard they woke his roommate when they made a hole in the wall.
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n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : A makeshift bed made under one's office desk, often surrepticiously. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work.
"You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the early morning release?"
"No, i've got a Costanza Bed."
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