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Dickhead yute

Abusing someone in kind of a joking way - telling the person that they are a dickhead

Look at this 'dickhead yute'.

by dickhead yute October 27, 2018


Dickhead Tax

A term given to the act of paying to partake in activity that is (or should be) free.

(Occasionally referred to as 'Sucker Tax')

Paying to enter a battle of the bands competition when other bands have not.

"Those boys got rinsed with Dickhead Tax"

"I'll let him come to my birthday party, but first I'll rinse him with Dickhead Tax"

"You can have a go on this swing after me bro... for 50p (Dickhead Tax)"

by Asunder July 3, 2012


Dickhead of the Decade

This prestigious honor goes to a person who win's 7 consecutive Asshole of the year award's or 7 in the same decade very rare but very honorable when this happens the winner recieve's the honor of being Dickhead of the Decade and a 15" black dildo..... no one know's why.

"I could have sworn I had Asshole of the Year locked guess I can't mess with the Dickhead of the decade"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006

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dickheading around

(Australian Slang) The act of being a dickhead, usually causing inconvenience to others.

Stop dickheading around, we don't have time.

by Blue Socked Llama August 19, 2007

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Jesi Dickhead

jesi dickhead is basically meaning a combination of the croatian word jesi which means "your",and dickhead which means "stupid person","twat","person that thinks with his dick"
you can also say "jesi dickhead" 2 times in a sentence about a person,the person in reference is given the title of "double dickhead" rofl.

1.SVEN-man i love nothing more than playboy and booze and fast cars,.
BJORN-i love classical music,finger painting and eating haggis.
SVEN-jesi dickhead bjorn.
2.GUNTER-how bout MIA,she had some nerve to show up and bag my collection of leopard skin underpants,nobody insults GUNTER!
SVEN-jesi dickhead GUNTER,your messed!

by rock n roller69 April 12, 2009

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Fucking Dickhead

The asshole driver that can't help pulling these annoying and dangerous driving maneuvers:

1. The pinch down - while you minding your own business in the right lane, a fucking dickhead speeds up to get along side of you in the left lane then slows down forcing you the brake before you run into granny driving 45 mph in the right lane.

2. On ramp fuckery - Similar to the pinch down, but it occurs as granny is merging onto the interstate from the on ramp at 35 mph.

3. Too scared to pass - On a two lane road speeds up to catch you then tailgates you for 20 miles without passing. Most annoying a night.

4. Fog light idiot - outdated oversized SUV with fog lights on 24/7, blinds you since the fog lights are terminal in the windshield of your hybrid. Really bad with too scared to pass.

5. What's up little dick? - homophobic asshole with tiny penis driving a huge truck or SUV with giant tires. To overcompensate for his tiny penis, has to drive this piece of shit at top speed in every situation such as parking lots, pouring down rain, school zones etc.

Hey fucking dickhead, you almost ran over my 2 year old daughter in the church parking lot. And fucking dickhead, turn off your fog lights it's daytime.

by Wing deuce October 30, 2012

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dickhead ambitions

A phrase that accurately describes the intentions of a person who partakes in an action to piss another person off.

Steven Sinski: That mother-fucker just cut me off.

Dan Sinski: It's okay son he has dickhead ambitions.

by andrewrauschhasabigcock October 8, 2010