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A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see
(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"
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slowness, dumbness, clumsiness, forgetfullness, plenty of blond moments. "just plain lucy" lol
-"I think I have the lucy disease!"
-"How?"
-"I plugged the charger into my phone but didnt plug the charger into the wall! lol"
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A disease of the nervous system caused by eating too much mung.
Symptoms include uncontrolled vomiting, rotting of the teeth, discharge, anal leakage, flaming diarrhea, uncontrolled sexual urges towards corpses
Kyle got mung disease from eating her chunky discharge.
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1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.
2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.
Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.
2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
Otherwise known as Tiktok Chlamydia, this disease is easily spread, infecting both men and women. With the power of just one 5-second clip, Tiktok has the capabilities of making millions follow, "The new trend"
Trends can vary from dumb lip syncs, dances, or literally nothing in some cases, all the way to absolute stupidity or fatal suicides.
Tiktok disease infects as many as 1 people a day, and some cases have lead to self suicide, because some people are so fucking desperate for views
Antonio disease is a rare disease when the person twitches every time they move, or when the person dances they have a little seizure when doing the dance move 'reverse'.
Mateo Bowles (Famous Dancer) has Antonio disease
When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"