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Someone being a bit dim , not understanding the simplest things
idiot thick
Something or somebody that gets twisted
Stop saying that your being a doorknob
The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.
Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!
Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.
Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.
Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.
A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.
"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."