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When you go in the elevator with a stranger or your teacher, then there is that awkward moment when you both look at the floor and just stare into nothingness. And you wait. But the elevator keeps on going, you have to fart.
"How was your day son?"
"It was fine, but I had an elevator multisolo."
"Who was in the elevator?"
"The math teacher."
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Farting in an empty elevator as you exit, leaving it for some poor, unsuspecting soul to enjoy.
Hey Paul, that Dutch Elevator is cruising up and down like a ghost net, waiting to snare some poor bastard.
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A burp that also releases a bit of the old vomit.
Dude, after eating a gnarly breakfast burrito I totally had elevator barf.
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When two guys both engage in anal sex with each other at the same time. Both thrusting in and out like an elevator shaft (up and down).
Eric and David like performing an elevator shaft while they are being watched.
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When a girl slowly raises her ass while lying on her stomach. Cats are often known to also do this.
Man, I was banging the shit out of this girl. I flipped her over and she had MAD elevator butt.
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the process by which a male cuts off his partners head at the neck, and continues to stick his member into the newly created throat straight up and down.
Stan" I gave your sister the elevator shaft yesterday
Mark" That would explain the blood
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The urge people get once inside an elevator to stare compulsively at the ascending numbered lights (usually on top of the elevator doors) either because they are truly convinced this will speed up the whole 'process' or they are simply socially-awkward beings who can't bear to look at random people in the face for 30 seconds.
Mo:"Dude so I was talking to this chick.."
--elevator opens--
Toño Bicicleta: "Call you back Mo I have to stare at the floor 'till I get off the vator or else I have to talk to these people".
Mo: "Sounds like a bad case of the elevator reflex yo, you should go get checked."
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