eskimo sunkiss

When a girl dips your manstick in ice cold water and proceeds to place it in her warm mouth so as to warm it up. An incredible, feeling, an eskimo sunkiss is a must for any sexual relationship

Damn, I can't believe that Hannah really gave you an eskimo sunkiss last night! You're so lucky man!

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Dirty Eskimo

Dropping a large, long "lincoln log" dump and freezing it solid.

Then using it as an anal dildo while you bang your favorite girl.

"Keep out my freezer, I'm prepping a Dirty Eskimo"

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eskimo hotpocket

When you shit into a condom, freeze it and continue to fuck your partner with the frozen shit condom

At the local tavern, I received an "eskimo hotpocket"from a swamp donkey

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crazy eskimo

when you're having anal sex from behind next to a freezer and as you're about to ejaculate you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you ejaculate you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.

Peggy had a bruise on her cheek after I gave her a crazy eskimo.

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Eskimo Sisters

Two females who are either currently sleeping with the same man or have slept with the same man in the past

Oh so he’s fuckin you too? We eskimo sisters.

You aint my sister bitch.

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Eskimo brother

The definition for when 2 guys have had intercourse the same girl.

Derived from a show called "The League". This was introduced by actor/comedian Jon Lajoie

"Dude, I had sex with Cindy last night!"
"Oh yeah... that's cool. I fucked her 2 weeks ago. That means we're Eskimo Brothers"
"What? We've been going out for months..."
OR
"Hey bartender, let me get a free drink. We're eskimo brothers!"

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sober eskimo

some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.

after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.

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