Perfect Figure

beautiful, perfect shape, not too skinny or fat but with a V-shaped stomach(:

i wish i had that perfect figure

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Figure Skating

A sport which got its name from the old school figures. NOT from the lame ass spins in the air called jumps and DEFINATELY NOT from the spins. What they call "figure skating" now is most definately NOT and will NEVER replace the true figure skating.

Jumps + Spins = Freestyle Skating

Edges + Music = Dance

Edges + Thinking + Concentration = Figure Skating

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Six Figure Hell

A state of existential dread produced when you have earned a lot of money from your investments and are afraid of losing it, but you're still a long way off from achieving financial independence and would need to take significant risks to get there.

Term originates on the /biz/ imageboard.

Mike: Being in six figure hell sucks. I still need a 3x to make it.

Bob: Same here, I thought I was done with betting on moonshots.

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Figure 6

Making the figure '6" on the clit while eating pussy

This mugg tried to do a figure 6 but it was wack!

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ball-park figure

a number that is near the total; approximate figure

Fifty is a ball-park figure. It's close to our class size.

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no father figure

a white girl with blonde hair that uses wayy to much instagram, has "acab" "zay/zem" in her bio.

she is also half russian and supports putin, her name is maria

Jack: oh my god, i fucking hate maria
John: yes, she has no father figure
Maria: that is a microagression!!! i will be calling my lawyers!!

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Hood Figure

An individual that spent the majority of their childhood or grew up in a low income area where crime was prevalent. These individuals are revered because of their bold behavior and disregard to laws and law enforcement. They're usually very popular and well respected by those that are aware of their criminal background.

He's a Hood Figure everyone knows him because of his powerful boxing skills

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