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The action of pissing in an empty beer bottle and inserting into a females asshole until the bottle is completely empty.
Hillary: I'm feeling a little frisky, I think tonight is the tonight.
Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.
A pile of gopher shit...that obviously...are fluffy...like bisquits...but i wouldnt suggest easting them...unless you like that kind of stuff....which is cool with me...but im not a FRICKEN DUMBASS LIKE YOU ARE IF YOU LIKE TO EAT GOPHER SHIT!!!!!!!
ha ha ha.....loser:-D
alright who ate all my fluffy gopher bisquits!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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While doing a chica raw, remove you weiner, and poop in her, then finish the job
Augie gave the finest chick in the world a lubricated gopher hole.
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A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.
"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."
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a stomach that is so upset that it is just grinding and churning, wired and upset that you just might shit your self at any moment
after last nights booze and burrito binge my insides felt like greasy grimmy gopher guts.
To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
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The singular form a a ground-burrowing mammal that is reminiscient of a woodchuck or meerkat.
Two kids were watching the Discovery Channel on television when a Meerkat came onto the screen. One kid said,"Hey look! It's a meerkat."
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"
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