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A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.
Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.
Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
Chillen to the point where you are so chill that you are the illest of the chillest. People who jedi chill usually have no life what so ever
Dude, he's been jedi chillen all week. He's like a vegetable now.
Someone who has a luminous condom and sword fights profusely with his brother or any other close family. Once finished you will gain all the knowledge of the Jedi and the force with excrete from your peepee
Shit bro I feel it I’m now a dick Jedi and one with the force
A Jedi padawan, knight or master - who can candyflip up to 5X categories while pitching mace windu and yoda.
Huey: How did the pitch go, my grey jedi?
Munja: I almost bailed, I was trippin’ so hard.
Huey: At least they didn’t break your leg. Or your jaw.
Guy named doug who played star wars and since has forever declared himself, Jedi Doug.
I am Jedi Doug, feel my force powers baby.
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The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.
"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"
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to destroy old favorite characters in order to put new, fanfic-level characters on that pedestal.
"Have you played Last Of Us 2?"
"Yeah. They totally Last Jedied Ellie and Joel for Macho Ma'am."
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