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lab report hell

n.

Lab report hell is a place where univeristy students are sent when they are taking pre-med, double science or engineering degrees, or any combination thereof. Essentially what occurs is that due to a lack of communitication between the respective departments the student is enrolled in, each department assumes its students only have lab work to do for their department, and accordingly assigns a healthy amount of lab work to supplement the lectures. However, since EACH department does this, it results in the multi-department student being assigned twice to three times as much lab work as is reasonably possible to complete while still enjoying a healthy amount of sleep nightly, let alone any modicum of a personal life.

The greatest tragedy in being sent to lab report hell is that an otherwise respectable student is left selfishly regretting their choice not to blow their parent's money on a liberal arts degree.

Lab report hell can be induced by:
Taking Biology and Chemistry instead of Biochem.
Taking Physics and Chemistry instead of Phys/Chem.
Taking Engineering and Physics instead of Eng/Phys.
Taking Pre-Med courses instead of Sociology.

by JGibbs September 24, 2010

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fluid dynamics lab

1. When engineers drink together.

2. When engineers urinate.

The class room for fluid dynamics lab will for now be the bar on 12th and May.

by big glasses emo guy February 21, 2009


doing my lab

Just another bullshit way to say, "I'm too good for you" if you're uninterested in the alternate choice.

"Hey! Let's call up Emily!"
"Nah, I'm too busy doing my lab."
"Bitch!"

by Johnny Treblefingers April 2, 2008


Digital Dream labs

to be a fradulent company, to take people for their hard earned cash. when a company takes an image from a previous company and pulls the wool over others eyes causing them to believe the company is experienced when it ends up failing miserably. to sell people a great product and ship complete trash causing thousands to want refunds. to completely ignore people and keep their money.

That new company doing the kick starter last year pulled a digital dream labs and never shipped anybody what they bought.

the used car dealer was a real digital dream labs promising the car had air conditioning and suspension but it gave the driver heat stroke in the summer and felt like it drove in the mountains.

i just bought a product that looked awesome in the commercials but the company was a real digital dream labs and sent me a cheap imitation that was defective.

by Cozmo King December 30, 2022


Lab Middle School

A stuyvesant feeder school filled with students constantly panicking over having 99% in a class. Monday announcements plague our first period class : Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GATORS! You better wear gator green to show your school pride on fridays....or else.

Once I saw a girl crying in the bathroom over a 98 on her math test, that's so Lab middle school

by Junior_stuy November 15, 2022


Meth Lab Central

A reference to a town strategically located on I-44 only sixty-eight miles from downtown St. Louis, Missouri. One of the few cities, which are considered to be the Methamphetamine Capitol of the United States, since the turn of the new millennium (2000's).

We saw a car explode on the highway. It was in "Meth Lab Central".

by Edward Sultan April 4, 2015


ACM LAB

A hangout for Computer Engineering Students, named "The Association for Computing Machinery". Most Universities contain an ACM Lab of somesort

www.acm.org

"Hey! Lets hangout at the ACM Lab today!"
"Sure!"

by Bob December 16, 2004

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