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When a middle aged short Filipino man takes a piss in a washroom, then leaves without washing his hands. He then serves you a Tim's coffee and lathers the lid up with his nasty hand juice.
"Hey George!! Did you hear about Tammy's Filipino Cock Lid"
"Hey there, Can I get a large Coffee, X2 sugar and cream... Hold the Filipino Cock Lid"
When the rusty bullet hole has had a hard night.
Blooming hell frank, I hammered her arse hole that hard it looks like a used ketchup lid.
A severe case of narcissism
"Man, i'm so attractive and so smart."
"You're being real garbage can lid tonight, man."
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To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.
It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.
The anus. The sphincter. The balloon knot. The butthole.
Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?
My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.
I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
Change your unsatisfactory situation in a grand way.. suddenly perhaps. Making your life much better.
They made me so angry, I had to blow the lid off !!
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