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verb. The action of throwing Mayo Brown onto someone head-on
exclamation. to be shouted when doing a Mayo Missile
noun. Mayo Brown after being Mayo Missiled
Dude, you just hit me. well take this..... "Mayo Missile"
A Memphis Missile occurs when the receiver of a Tennessee Torpedo expels the corn nibblets onto the chest/vulva/body of his/her partner after getting torpedoed.
Man, I had a wild night last night! I was having sexy times with my lady when she asked me to pleasure her with a corn cob, a little Tennessee Torpedo action. Afterwards, she farted the corn nibblets on my chest. That was my first Memphis Missile, but certainly not the last!
1. After foreplay but before sex a man stands on the end of the bed whilst the woman lies on the bed, usually underneath him. The man then lets a cry, usually CRUISE MISSILE or KAMIKAZE and then jumps onto the woman aiming to conduct sexual intercourse at a heightened velocity.
2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.
1. Man 1: Hey man I totally cruise missiled my girlfriend last night.
Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?
Man 1: Totally worth it.
2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.
Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.
The act of a Greek male ejaculating his load onto someone or something.
Jorge: Hey how did your date go last night?
Panos: Ohh! It went well, luckily she didn't have a pickled donut.
Jorge: Did you give her the Greek Missile?!
Panos: You bet! She got a German Snack Pack to go along with it.
Jorge: Gross bitch.
Panos: d
Pissing while sporting a raging hard on. This is usually a very messy situation.
Bongo: " Yo - Jimmy boy... where you goin' with the bucket?"
Jimmy: " Dude - I woke up with this morning with serious wood and I accidentally set off a piss missile in the bathroom. You might want to stand clear for a while cos' the batter is still at the plate."
moister missile= another name for your penis
Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.
A motorcycle of German origin.
I was trying to buy a used Harley, but all I could find we're schnitzel missiles and rice rockets.