Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

criss cross neighbors sauce

When, in the event of two different pearlers, each of two blunts gets passed to the other roller first in rotation. This way, whoever else is twistin' also gets neighbors on whatever else was pearled, after they spark.

Horation Sanz: Mine is almost done, criss cross neighbors sauce?

Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs

My neighbor’s house is on fire

Code phrase for gay sex.

We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.

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your neighbors dog

A new add-on to the ever so classic burn list. It now goes like this:
you
your face
your mom
your mom's face
your mom's face on a good day
your neighbors dog
you are my neighbor's dog

random, yes. stupid, yes. fun to use to piss people off? yes.

p1: You are a fat stupid hobo.
p2: You are my neighbors dog. OHHHHH

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The neighbor's cum is always whiter

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia

Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter

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randi's next door neighbor

some fat bitch who wears really short shorts and allows her giant muffin top to hang over them

That girl with the muffin top is like randi's next door neighbor

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Area code number neighbor

When someone has the same phone number as you, but a different area code

Brad: What’s your number Karly?
Karly: (772)567-9899
Brad: We’re Area code number neighbors! Mine is (408)567-9899

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