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The act of leaving your chair for a second, perhaps to use the bathroom/get a drink, only to have said chair occupied by a seat hunter. Usually on field trips, or at parties.
Rapee: I have to get a drink (stand up and leave) . (Return) What the fuck, you just seat raped me.
Raper: Move your feet lose your seat!
Rapee: Fuck You!
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Cheap Seats are seats in which your parents,grandparents,uncle, and so on buy when they cant afford the good seats. They are usually high up and might be reffered to as the "nosebleed section"
When my dad took me to my first Yankee game he bought us seats that were very high up. They were very cheap so I guess they were what you could call "cheap seats"
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The part of the roof of a Ford truck that is closest to the bed of the truck. This is where the owner (only if a male owner) will sit while hanging out with people in the bed of the truck. Not only does this provide you with lots of room to yourself, it also provides you with a seat that is much higher up than everyone else making you the King. There is an exception for another person to be up there. If your girlfriend or some biddy you are trying to impress wants to hang out in your truck, they are allowed to come up if the King so wishes.
(This is only on Ford trucks. GMC, Toyota, Chevy, Nissan... trucks do not count.)
1 (friend)- Man the side of the bed of the truck is really small and uncomforable to sit on. And since I am so low down, I can't see anything.
2(Ford truck owner)- Well I couldn't relate because the King Seat has plenty of room and I have it all to myself. I am also sitting much higher than you are, making my view much more plesent.
1 (friend)- Damn, I hate my toyota truck. There is no King Seat because it is not a Ford
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To play a single player video game through with more than one player. Swapping who controls the game at various points.
"Dude, Claire and I totally hot-seated through zelda the other day"
"Tom can't play Halo with us tonight, he is hot seating with his housemates on Metroid"
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Easy and comfortable to slide into.
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
Every ride should have bucket seats.
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Sexual position with a difficulty rating of 10/10:
Man lies on back, Man pushes penis through legs so penis protrudes from the back of his thighs, Woman sits on mans bottom using the back of the mans calf's as a back rest and inserts penis into vagina or anus.
Guy1: Holy shit dude me and my girl just did the toilet seat.
Guy2: Dude... That's some serious cirque de solei shit.
Guy1: Shit yeah son!
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A sex act that two or three people do while having sex. One person lays down flat on their back, while the second person cums on the first person's face. After ejaculating on the face, the second person sits on the face. This causes the spooge to smear all over his/her buttcrack, buttcheeks, or butthole. afterwards, he/she continues to pleasure the first person to finish the job.
Guy 1: "Holy fuck! You gave her the Liquid Seat last night after prom? That's disgusting!"
Guy 2: "Yep, but it felt good once she started licking my asshole once I sat on her face."
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