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A pouch connected to the pussy of a usually fat, old, and ugly woman.
This old hag Melissa V. Is wearing a skin tight leopard dress that really shows off her huge pussy pouch.
The area between two good size breasts. Said shorter - cleavage
That chick has a nice peanie pouch.
Another name for tight mens' underwear.
FEMALE: Wow, someone's exited.
MALE: Yeah thanks. It's my new contour pouch. Like what ya see?
I was at the massage parlor last night, and she asked me if I wanted a happy ending, and I was like, yeah, as long as it's the rice pouch and not the helping hand.
A mans G-Sring! the pouch is where you put your testicles which are also called plumbs
"i need to adjust my plumb pouch"
1.A holding device used to carry a mans enormous cock if it is too heavy to walk with.
can also be used to protect and keep your cock warm in rain or any weather conditions.
1.I bought this pecker pouch so it keeps my cock protected and warm when i go fishing in the winter time.
2. Now when my dog bites me in the cock this pecker pouch will keep my dick protected.
Injecting peanut butter into a man's anus to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. Claws are a bonus, but Crunchy is an acquired taste.
1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And lonely. (different story).
2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.