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The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.
Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
whatchu repin nigga bout to educate the motherfucking shit out this pussy right now right quick, long dick style
Dat young nigga Bollan the straight up PuSsY pRoFeSsOr.
A guy who you aren't participating friends w but your always nervous around him and have confusing feelings for him
I hate the professor so much but I dont know why im so nervous around him
court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.
see also: couch professor
"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy
Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?
Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!
A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.
I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.
Meaning someone is saying or teaching something that you believe is right or the correct way to think.
“Man, did you hear what the speaker at the protest was saying?”
“Yeah, that’s professor.”