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To have a wank
I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.
Having or planning to have a one night stand. Usually used as a code word.
"Pump those breaks! Salmon truck is hard to stop!"
"I think I'm about to drive the salmon truck."
The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.
Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.
Trout (fish) that resembles salmon due to its pink color.
When you are buying salmon don't confuse it with salmon trout as they look very similar.
An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.
Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...
I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!
Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."