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Walmart Warrior

Kids between the ages of 16 through 24 who:
A) Walk around the aisles of Walmart late at night, giggling incessantly as they talk on their cellphones. They travel in packs.
B) Redneck kids who loiter in the parking lot with their car and truck doors open, laughing loudly and slapping each other on the back. These are evil people who are not only irritating, but they don't obey the parking spot lines. This can be late at night or during the day. Their population increases as the daylight decreases.

This can also apply to similar groups at other 24 hour locations like Walgreen's.

Andy: Hey man, let's go to Walmart and pick up some chips.
Matt: Nah, I hate those fuckin' Walmart Warriors. You can't get through the aisles cause those assholes are all bumping into you and shit.

by collie k April 26, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ninja warrior

an awesome japanese tv show on g4. in japan they call it sasuke. it focuses on using strength, determination, and will to make it through four stages on mt. midoriyama in japan. the stages are super hard and crazy. pretty much if you're not asian, you cant win.

some of the ninja warrior all stars are makoto nagano, toshihiro takeda, bunpei shiratori, shinsuke nagasaki, and yasushi yamada.

ninja warrior is cool!

by tennisiscool July 11, 2008

48๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Menstrual Warrior

Another word for tampons.

Helen's rag is coming and she will need to pack a few menstrual warriors.

by perishable517 May 19, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


internet warrior

One who frequents message boards, acting tough and talking down to people to make themselves feel better.

TheJim22 was talking trash over at WBW, what an internet warrior.

by TheZodiac April 19, 2005

200๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Forum Warrior

A person who spends a considerable amount of time on internet forums dedicated to specific interests (music, games, etc). Consider themselves experts on said specific interest while (usually) not contributing anything to the interest themselves. A good size of their input, often the majority of it, is negative; they reason that this is the easiest way to prove themselves knowledgeable on the subject. They have little clout in real life regarding whatever topic the forum is dedicated to, so the forum is the only way they can feel they are contributing.

Person 1: Why does John spend hours each day reviewing songs and albums on the rock music forum, calling most of what he reviews terrible, when he doesn't play an instrument or contribute to music himself?

Person 2: Because he's a stupid forum warrior, that's why.

by thylacine87 October 8, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


google warrior

An individual who believes they know everything due to search engines and forums.

Matt - "yo dude my friend told me milk doesn't come from cows, he googled it."

Evan- "Don't listen to that fucking google warrior!"

by shawbanger November 26, 2013

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jibtek warrior

A title given to an extreme methamphetamine addict or user. Beware of bloody lung chunks in phlegm.

That jibtek warrior hasnt slept in over a week, what a retard.

by Joe Mamma February 9, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž