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When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
Under the marital status box check one of the following:
Single
Married
Divorced
Wed Locked
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Following the wedding reception, the bride is carried by the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the groom then sexually shares the bride with the best man and all groomsmen, the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen spend all night, take turns having sex with and gangbanging the bride, until the following morning.
Did you have a Wedding Gangbang at your wedding?
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A sex act in which a much older white man engages in sex with an underaged Asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.
Jerry had a Chinese wedding last night after he finished grading papers.
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old anime (like 1994) series getting little girls hyped up for marriage and feminine roles. and skimpy outfits. the opening part sort of looks like a vagina. seriously
don't want to watch wedding peach? then just settle for sailor moon
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A college student, usually female, whose undergraduate experience is focused on becoming engaged/married. She may have applied to colleges based on the social pool she expects to marry from, and she conducts college activities (from course selection to extracurriculars) with an eye toward identifying and connecting with a suitable partner.
Compare to: pre-law, pre-med (undergraduate students who already plan to go on to graduate school in law or medicine).
A lot of the students here have already planned out their whole futures. John is pre-med, Sally is pre-law, and Natalie is pre-wed. She's really serious about it, too -- she spends an hour every morning getting ready for class.
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A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.
"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."
"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."
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An extremely violent and alcohol-induced brawl involving two large sections of opposing men, women and children. Usually from Liverpool.
"Have you heard the news about the MiddleEast?"
"I know, it's turned into a right scouse wedding."
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