Revenge Therapy

Revenge Therapy is the act of coping with your problems in life by being cruel to others
Usually, the cruelty will be directed at those that bear similar qualities, usually physical, to one's oppressors

"Ever since Markus got harassed by that one racist guy he's been unusually cruel to me, what's up with that?"
"Oh, he's coping with revenge therapy. It's probably because you're white."

animal therapy

Purposeful use of animals to provide affection, diversion and relaxation

I use animal therapy to help my patience feel relaxed and calm during their sessions.

Ophthalomographic Therapy

Ophthalomographic Therapy is visual and graphical therapy for your eyes often given/ prescribed by a ophthalmologists or it can be achieved by certain colors. A third way to give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy is through LSD and other reality shifting hard drugs. Medication that can help give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy are Acetazolamide, Acetylcysteine, and Aciclovir.
(OP-THE-LOW-MOE-GRAH-FIC-THERE-UP-E)

PERSON 1: man my eyes are so stressed. they hurt so much.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.

Big Therapy

Used to represent the idea that therapy is a pyramid scheme. Basically the idea that people who need therapy go and advertise it to everyone and says vague stuff like “everyone needs a little therapy” and advertise that in schools, on TV and stuff without actually explaining what therapy is and why they need it.

Dr: “I mean chronic illness is really hard to deal with, you should try therapy.”
Patient: “no.”
Dr: “well we all need some therapy.”
Patient: “oh but that’s what they want you to think. Big therapy just says that so that they can sell more therapies.

water therapy

To lust to be nearby or in the ocean, river or lake on a sunny day to rejuvenate, relax and reset.

No shirt, no shoes, no problems.

I am ready to get some water therapy in this weekend!

Thot therapy

Thot therapy is any activity in which a person can freely Express their sexuality, or just an acceptance of making the world a sluttier place. Thot therapy includeds but is not limited to: slut support groups, honoring hoes, and banging all your bros. Term first used by the e-thot WitchyHeathen.

I need some fucking thot therapy this weekend.

Therapy Hangover

When you’re mentally drained after a therapy session and feel like you’re hungover

That session gave me a therapy hangover. I need sleep.