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When a bi-curious guy fantasizes about holding another guy's hand in public before taking him home and wrapping his scrotum around the other guy's shaft and making him cum inside his stretched out ball sac because he's not yet ready for anal.
Casey gave Ian a Bolo Tie last night. He finally got to wear it in public.
Tie a Knot - To hang yourself/To prepare to die
M:I'll go "tie a knot"
Y:No please you have so much to live for!
A symbol of celebration, used to express excitement, when two participants in a game receive the same score or end result. Similar to a high five.
Jimmy and Joe both received 95% on the test and celebrated with a tie five.
A state in which a person fails to say “Bow tie” and instead says “Now tie” and it it’s self becomes an unknown sexual or mysterious act.
“That’s a nice now tie”
“Oh dam...”
“I meant Bow tie”
“Sure you did... I’m down by the way”
Give Me Minez! Said when someone acts stupid or says something stupid.
Give Me My Cellphone!
Its not yours
Look it has a different background
*Clip-on-tie*
Oops then who has my phone?
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The art of wearing bad ties and using them as tools to pick up women.
That girl just came up to me and laughed at my tie. She doesn't know it yet but she just chewed on some tie bait
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To get sloshed
My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.
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