old hag

usually seen around an old geezer. she yells at young boys passing by dragging sticks across her fence, or even yelling at her great dane shes too old to even own.

"you boys throwing rocks at my woofie?"
"shut up you old hag and go fuck your geezer!"

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fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

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drag hag

A woman who loves the company of drag queens.

Meis is such a drag hag. She goes to this gay bar every weekend with Tequila, Marilyn and Devina. Tequila, Marilyn and Devina dress like women but are actually men.

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fag hag

Any straight woman who, for some reason, happens to spend a lot of time around gay men.

"I go to the gay bar because I don't get hit on there."
"No, you go to the gay bar because you're a fag hag!"

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sea hag

A hideous woman found on a cruise ship

"By God Dr. Farnsworth! Why are you conversing with that sea hag?"

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wig hag

an older woman who's wig looks incongruous with her ageing skin and features

an aged woman who cannot go out without her best wig

did you see that woman who just walked past

yeaah....what a wig hag

Hag Feast

A group of women discussing and enjoying gossip

They stood around the water cooler having a hag feast on the latest office gossip.