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When you are hooking up with someone so ugly, you need to cover their face, but you lack a bag. You use your KFC bucket instead, which bears the face of the Colonel Sanders. For some, this is a unique fetish. For others, it's just really weird.
You hook up with an ugly girl, and you want to have sex, but she is just disgusting. You ate KFC that day, so you put the bucket on her head and go at it. This is a "dirty sanders.
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A Harry sanders is a smart, caring and one of the most kindest people you’ll ever meet. His strengths are that he is constantly focussed on the future and he has really good morals and the only weakness is that he lets his anxieties get in the way of his potential. He has commitment issues and they can be a karmic partner since you learn so much from you though. But other than than his replies being too slow and forgets you exist sometimes, Harry sanders deserves the world and will be very successful in the future!!
Even though some people mistake Harry’s for being boring the more you get to know them the more you realise there is never a dull moment with them! They are the most comforting and protective people and will never fail to make anyone feel protected and happy. They have pure intentions and a pure heart.
Someone : who is Harry sanders?
Me: OMG HARRY he willl get you through everything
When you get too hot and Kernal Sanders cums on you too cool you down.
"MMM Daddy thank you for the Burny Sanders last night" Said Bob The Builder
"When you come out of nowhere" much like the political run of senator Bernie Sanders. From Trevor Noah of the Daily Show
Did you hear Lucy gave Jake a surging sanders? bet that sucked. Fast way to end a date.
n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"
(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)
The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.
Man Bernie gave me a surging sanders when he got elected President