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A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.
Ask Fin he’s a real sex badger
You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
A term to describe something that is epically indescribable. For example
"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"
Carrying something heavy..
"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"
Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...
“Watch me Yeet this Badger“
The most common critter in the whole world, there have been reports of possible over-population.
It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.
It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting
Jon - Dude, was that a stealth badger?
Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist
Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!
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The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.
Man 1: "Im tired"
Man 2: "Yeah LIKE A BADGER you are."
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The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.
Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.
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Much like the shadow mongoose, the fudgy badger is when you sneak into a womans room and take a crap on her. as with the shadow mongoose, if she wakes up she had to perform the smelly corbra attack. trust me you dont want that.
umm...blah?<head explodes>....fudgy badger !
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