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a wrong way to describe giving a handjob... will result in your dick getting slapped right on the head... causing you to cry
guy: 'how bout a handjob?'
girl: 'i dunno, how do you do it?'
guy: *unzips his pants* just take it in your hand and act like its a ketchup bottle
girl: ketchup? *grabs hold of wang*
guy: *nods*
girl: *wails on his junk*
guy: *cries really loud*
guy: fuck using the ketchup effect!
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A fart that sounds like ketchup coming out of an almost empty plastic bottle.
Dude! I just did a ketchup fart. Thankfully it didn't smell bad.
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To reveal the truth about something, usually in a gossip-like manner. Gracefully derived from the common phrase "Spill the Beans". Not to be confused with "Spill the Tea", an extremely racist appropriation of "Spill the Beans" made common by Gen Z neo-nazis in 2008
Edward Snowden sure did spill the ketchup when he leaked all those classified government secrets
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A slutty Native American woman
Damn dude, did you see that Ketchup Bitch that Mike fucked the other night??
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When you give it to a girl so hard in the butt that her bum starts to bleed.
Ron: I gave it to lucy so hard last night she started to bleed out her butthole.
Tom: What did you do?
Ron: I licked it up. I love Ass Ketchup its sooooooo kinky.
Tom: Wow you are weird.
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The act of having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"
Guy 1 "Last night i totally did a ketchup packet with your mom and then hit your dad in the face with it"
Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"
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a guy (usually self centered kiwis) whos diet is primarily ketchup . usually heinz but will try almost every dish smattered with some kind of ketchup.
ketchup monkey;; "mate have ya seen the ketchup i need it for me cornflakes ay" i"n fact fack the cornflakes just give me the ketchup"
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