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surprisingly charismatic butch-type lesbian who likes to make sexual advances on young doe-eyed mostly hetero girls
She's such a weasel in trousers she turns straight girls gay.
Noun;
A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.
You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.
Used underwear purchased online, boiled and made into a tea.
Just got a new pair in who wants some trouser tea????........ Where did everyone go???
Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers
Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"
Posh cunt "oh yes dear"
I female wearing short shorts where portions of her pubic hair occasionally become exposed.
While she was warming up, I could see her trouser biscuit.
Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:
You just baked a trouser biscuit!
These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.
They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.
Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!