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toes that are so long that they are like fingers and can be used to grab you
Careful! Watch out for his finger toes, they'll choke the life out of you.
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When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!
The camel toe on her bikini bottom says, "Fuck me NOW!"
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Camel toe, as seen from behind when a woman bends over, bringing to the observer's mind exactly what the view would be if she ever offered it up doggy style.
As the babe in the string bikini slowly bent over to pick up her mai tai, her lucious doggy toe did away with those missionary thoughts I'd been having.
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What people write when they can't spell "camel toe."
Duh, I fink you crazy biach got a camal toe, deauh, I'm uneducated and can't use a dictionary.
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a game in which the first player closes their eyes and the other places either a toe or a finger in between their nose and upper lip and the first player must guess what it is. If they are correct, the two players switch. Other wise, you keep going until he guesses right.
Jim: "Hey lets play toe or finger!"
Mike: "OK go"
(mike closes eyes, Jim sticks toe in front of mikes face")
Mike: "Toe."
Jim: "Your right. my turn!"
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The fuel dump was protected by a field of scattered toe-poppers, making it impossible to approach.
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WHEN U STICK YOUR BIG TOE UP YOUR ASS
iAM BORED IAM GONNA GET SHIT TOE
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