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“someone who gets a 29/100 on a math quiz 😘”
— shank
“*face turns bright red* GUYS I GOT A 29 OUTTA 100 ON A MATH QUIZ THAT IS OUT OF 30 WHAT DO I DO MY MOM IS GONNA KILL ME!! I AM LITERALLY TOMATO SHANKIE RIGHT NOW”
A Rotating Tomato is when a girl, who is on their period, sits on the stickshift in a car, either through her vagina or anus, and spins around on it while giving a blowjob to no fewer than four men inside the car. While difficult, it is possible.
"Yo dawg, did you hear about Sarah? Shame we can't bang since she's on the rag."
"Nah it's all good, she did a rotating Tomato in Gregg's Fiat last night, so she's good to go."
when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.
"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"
A tomato that belongs to a nigga
Rodrick: look at Tyrone he so dumb I’m going to steal his Nigga tomato
A type of marijuana. The kind that gets you really high.
Buyer: Yo dude, hit me up with some Black tomato.
Dealer: Haha. I see your gonna get blown tonight.
Buyer: Fuck yea man!
When a man or woman breaks another person's hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bloody vagina mopping up the blood with their hair
I need a man who can do the tomato hair
A true act of terrorism for sick people. A “Rotten Tomato” is your typical latex water balloon with one major flaw, or upgrade depending on how sick you are. The tosser will fill a red, orange, yellow, or green balloon with one or more helpings of diarrhea (fresh or seasoned acceptable). The process of filling the balloon requires ingenuity beyond the scope of this article. Don’t be afraid to get creative.
Tosser: My vegetable of a neighbor used to enjoy our conversations before I nailed his wheel chair with fresh rotten tomato.
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