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Touch Cookie is an act used for sexual gratification orginating in eastern Bulgaria created under the name of 'докосване бисквитка'.
The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.
'Did you hear Katie and Julia were playing touch cookie last night?? how rank is that? poked her poop with her tongue!!'
or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'
'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'
A Touch so devilish, so cringy, so horrible it kinda works. It's a ball bouncing off a foot into no-mans-land but not so far that someone can steal it. The diabolical touch is seen mostly in JV soccer.
What a Diabolical Touch!
A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.
Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.
When u have a hot babe touching your fat cock. and it will be hella spicy
Him: GAWD BITCH JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
her: UAHHAHUAGHAUUHAUAHU
A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!
Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*
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Recebba has the sadim touch: Everything she touches turns to sh*t
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A Dutch persons mojo.
The thing most Dutch People Rely on in life...
"Just a nother Bonus of being Dutch"
Non Dutch Person: How did you pull that off
Dutch Person: What can i say its the Dutch Touch...
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