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Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.
Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.
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When you are making sweet, sweet love to a lady of your choice in the doggie style position, and for unexplainable reasons she begins to pull away. As a man who is still not quite ready to let her get away you begin to follow her on your bare ass knees in an effort to keep from letting your member slip out of her va-jay-jay
Guy 1 : I was making sweet doggie love to my girl last night when she tried to take off. It turned into a Tennessee tractor pull before it was all said and done.
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when doing anal sex standing up, the person in front clenches there bum and starts walking around the room.
She Turkey Tractor Pulled me so hard I thought my dick was going 2 fall off
when a guy is have anal sex with a girl/guy and pulls out with shit on his dick and starts wacking off.
john: i did the ol texas tractor pull on that girl last night
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Tractor Girl Soup is a phrase you say when you either cannot decide on something or you don't want to say yes or no due to the result of possibly hurting the asker's feelings.
Tractor Girl Soup is from the movie The Crazies. A scene that involves a tractor and a guy and girl which ends up making them look like soup. (guts and blood everywhere)
It's just a funny, very random answer you give to anyone if the question they asked has the qualities of the above description.
Guy: We've been together for a while..Will you marry me?
Girl: Err...Tractor Girl Soup...
Person 1: Hey! Welcome to McDonalds! May I take your order?
Person 2: Umm..Tractor Girl Soup, Tractor Girl Soup..uh..Tractor..Tractor..Soup..I'll have the Big Mac.
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When someone or something (vibrator) really turns you on!
When my husband and I have sex he cranks my tractor and gives me multiple orgasms!
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To fuck a large woman in her armpit/arm fat or similar points where copious amounts of fat are present in fold-like formations (ie. knees, elbows, chin, etc).
"I gave that fat chick a soviet tractor factory last night".
"My doctor says I should stick to soviet tractor factories until the stitches heal and I finish the antibiotics".
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