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Poofter Trails

A dirt trail with minimal elevation ridden buy mountain bikers generally containing small undulations and uncomplicated obstacles.

This type of trail seriously impacts one’s progression and is only ridden at 5.30 am in the dark for fitness by supreme riders who have time constraints. The other 99% consider these types of trails fun and exhilarating and a good proving ground for their e-bike or 15k custom build on finance.

Trails that are ridden by poofters.

"Mate did you want to go and hit up that new local track" "fuck riding those poofter trails"

by Pricky-Price June 25, 2020


Happy Trail

A line of hair from the navel to the pubic region. Most say it's only attractive on men, but these people are closed minded. When it's on a woman, it's not as dark as on a man, it's just visible.

I have a happy trail, I'm a girl, and I've been told by EVERYONE who has ever seen my stomach that it's actually quite sexy.

by Zcouxqie October 11, 2011

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the trail off

when a group of people are talking/bitching about someone they're not sure they should be because either someone in the group is a big gossip or friends with the person they're bitching about; they 'beep' out the important words by trailing off.

example of the trail off in action

person 1: yeah i know she's so like.. mm
person 2: yeah and she came in and was like.. yeah
person 1: *agrees* yeah i remember that, it was so like...
person 2: yeah.. what is with her..

person 3: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FINISH THE SENTENCE?!

by beretvisor September 11, 2009

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Trail hawk

When a man or possibly a woman, spikes the hair running from the belly button to the genitals. As a form of rape protection or nude display.

I got my trail hawk kicking. I don't want that skank from the bar raping me again.

by 4 Rubarbs & a Break Table December 21, 2017

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gringo trail

A typical path that travelers, specifically backpackers, tend to follow.

The "beaten path" in terms of traveling.

When you are traveling and run into the same people in every town you visit, you are definitely on a gringo trail.

In Laos, the trip from Luang Prabang, to Vang Vieng, to Vientiane is considered a Gringo Trail.

by 123kg August 1, 2010

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trailing expert

- a loquacious pundit turned talking head that details how inevitable the event was after the event occurs, usually with hindsight bias.

- retroactive forecaster

The collapse of Lehman Brothers brought out the Trailing Experts and their told-you-so punditry.

Cable networks fill their voids with Trailing Experts seemingly spawned by the woodwork as after-the-fact Cassandras.

by koolmeme January 27, 2010

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dick trail

Stains left behind on furniture (bed, couch, sofa, chair, etc.) as a result of a sexual act being committed on said furniture.

Dave had sex with some skank on my sofa last night, and my parents flipped out when they saw all the dick trails left behind!

by freshfighter9 March 7, 2009

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