magic truffles

A small shaped piece of confectionery made with the Atoms straight from hell. Tastes like metal and soil, best to digest with other food. Sold in shops in Amsterdam.

These "truffles" will make you lose your shit as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.

--In Store--
Tourist A: I just bought 2gm of Magic Truffles!
Tourist B aka Shroom-master: I see you went for the pussy trip i got 10gm?

--few hours later
Tourist A: Look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
Shroom-master: Bruh what even is hunger?
Shroom-master: Why is everyone looking at me?
Shroom-master: The ambulances they are coming for me!!!
Shroom-master: Should have went for the pussy trip how long till this wares off!!

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Truffle fingers

When someone sticks their fingers in a females butthole the puts them in her vagina

Hey babe, wanna make some truffle fingers

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Rum Truffle

A truffle full of rum.

Tomos: Would you like to sniff my rum truffle?

Cole: Sure, don't mind if I do, I do love a good old rum truffle sniffing!

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truffle butter

A type of filling of a candy chocolate truffle. It is buttery, smooth, and melts in your mouth as you bite into it.

Lindor truffles have this excellent truffle butter quality that will definitely have a lot of people eating the whole bag.

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Banana Truffle

The process of taking a banana, inserting it into your mouth, and then into another person's anus. The feces creates the idea of an actual banana truffle (banana coated in "chocolate"

Want a banana truffle?

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Truffle-iscious

Not tasting of salmon

The drugs he slipped her were very truffle-iscious.

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Truffle Butter

Truffle Butter is when you cum inside an asshole and you still have poo and cum on your penis and stick it in the vigina and the brown subsistence around the pussy is truffle butter

" yes PUT it in my pussy before the cum dry's " " ok but you might not want truffle butter in your panties "

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