Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.
I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.
Patbrick the Turbanator is a cool awesome and powerful god who can control time and shoot bricks out of his hands
ayo turbanator over there you mah dude
A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.
If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.
A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.
I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.
When someone shits inside of a cloth or towel and puts it on their head/somebody else’s head like a turban
I heard Frank was turban stuffing a prostitute
When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.
Don't cum on my face!
Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!
When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.
"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"