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The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.
English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
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A guy who is trustworthy mad at football can't clever. Normally the have a nice personality and can get angry with fake ass ppl. You need a person like him.
The josh turner is a mad ting idk...
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The greatest English teacher ever to emerge from the depths of hell
Miss Turners English lessons are lit
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A dude who tells all his friends he's fucking a girl, but it's really the same girl he was fucking last year and he's just calling her a different name
Barry is such a Paige Turner, said he was fucking Pamela but is was really Randi, just like last year. Cuz that's the only puss he can get
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A Verb meaning to beat down. Tina Turner was a famous singer that had an abusive Husband Ike Turner. This is usually used as a means of trash talking your opponent while playing Video games when you melee attack them
I am going to Tina Turner your ass. I Just Tina Turnered your ass down to the ground bitch.
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liam turner is a kid who is partly retarted and has a micro penis
liam turner punched me so I kicked him in the balls
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When after a long hot round of anal sex the man eats the girls ass out. Her Ass hole should be a sloppy loose mess.
Scotty that dirty bastard he gave that fat bitch a hot turner last night
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