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Means that you use a tree or a bush as an umbrella. Basically because you're too damn mean to buy one. You can also make it a little more realistic by non-watering it, so it would become yellow.
Alejandro: Hey Sha, forecast says it's going to be really HOT this summer. Are you buying an umbrella for the yard?
Shayan: God NO! I've just kept my tree with no water during all the spring so now it is yellow dry Eco-friendly Umbrella and I can use it to sit in the shade!
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World's best insult
By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil
Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?
Me: *walks away like a boss*
When someone's red flags are so intense and/or numerous that dating or being friends with them would lead to certain disaster.
His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!
when you or another individual cums so hard it makes a shower of cum in the shape of an umbrella
"Bro I was in my bedroom wanking it and I ended up making a white umbrella!"
The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.
Jeremy was so excited to get a Columbus Umbrella and protect Donald from my urine .
Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth
I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch
Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.
My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.