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Means that you use a tree or a bush as an umbrella. Basically because you're too damn mean to buy one. You can also make it a little more realistic by non-watering it, so it would become yellow.
Alejandro: Hey Sha, forecast says it's going to be really HOT this summer. Are you buying an umbrella for the yard?
Shayan: God NO! I've just kept my tree with no water during all the spring so now it is yellow dry Eco-friendly Umbrella and I can use it to sit in the shade!
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World's best insult
By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil
Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?
Me: *walks away like a boss*
Is an umberella that you use to cover yourself from a bomb blast.
''Man, I wish I had my arabic umbrella right now'' said Muhammed while a Russian bomberplane flew over his head.
The act of running between friend's umbrellas on a rainy day quickly to avoid getting wet. Often used to get across school commons/courtyards, parking lots, or even quick walks across the street.
I was Umbrella Hopping the whole way across the parking lot!
Seeing it from the eyes of someone else or you're being affected by someone else's preferences and dislikes without even realizing it.
1) Many Germans were under Hitler's visionary umbrella.
2) My friend Rachel used to enjoy drama films, but now that she is under her boyfriend's visionary umbrella, she doesn't even think about them.
When someone's red flags are so intense and/or numerous that dating or being friends with them would lead to certain disaster.
His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!
when you or another individual cums so hard it makes a shower of cum in the shape of an umbrella
"Bro I was in my bedroom wanking it and I ended up making a white umbrella!"