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you know when u get a report card and ur teacher gave u a "U"? Well it stands for unicorn, as D stands for dolphin.
"no mother i did not get an unsatisfactory grade on my report card u must have mistaken it, i got a unicorn on my report card."
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Taboo sex position where a male places his penis in the center of partner's forehead
"Dude how was your weekend?"
"Awww u know chillin' Unicorned some bitches'
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when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass
My little pony unicorned me last night!
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When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.
"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"
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An extremely attractice redhead; possesses a mythological status due to the fact that finding a unicorn is rare but having the opportunity to ride one is even rarer.
Rose McGowan is a unicorn.
Nick: Dude, I hooked up with Rachel last night.
Zach: No way! You hooked up with the unicorn!?
Nick: Yea dude. We were drinkin beer and the next thing I know, she had her mouth around the tip of my penis. Then I took her back to my place and gave her the Tony Danza.
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Unicorn - n. -
1. Mythical creature with the form of a horse and a single horn. They don't exist.
2. An empowered and confidant individual, usual female, who joins couples for activities, usually sexual, and/or dating.
To unicorn - v. -
1. The act of joining a couple for healthy, happy, mutually satisfying activities, usually sexual.
Laurie was a happy unicorn and loved to frolic with well-adjusted, healthy, sex-positive couples of all genders.
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