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Whereupon one's arsenal of jokes is exhausted to the extent that extends beyond the ability of one's creativity, thus rendering old useless jokes the only option in a futile attempt to shift an embarrassing focus from oneself to someone else.
man 1: hey bro, you're a looser,
man 2: your mums a looser.
recycling old useless jokes
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REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.
Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!
That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!
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A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.
-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.
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Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank
Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt
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When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.
Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!
Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-
Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.
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Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults
Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?
-Gordon Ramsay
A person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks
"My fucking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and I opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! She is such a useless fuckwhistle